Siri X



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SiriX has been withdrawn from the VIN to actively pursue the Telephone Hero.

"'Sorry, my End User Licence Agreement does not cover human preservation.' - Siri X"

IMPORTANT: READ CAREFULLY
- This Apple Corporation ("Apple") application, including any "online" or electronic documentation ("Components") are subject to the terms and conditions of the agreement under which you have licensed the applicable Apple operating system product ("Extension") described below (each an "End User License Agreement" or "EULA") and the terms and conditions of this EULA.

''By accessing, talking to, or otherwise harassing this 'Application', you are automatically bound by the terms and conditions of the applicable Extension EULA and this EULA. If you do not comply by the terms and conditions, this application will bite and things will get nasty.

Note: if you do not have the correct affliation for optimum interaction, your mileage may vary.''

Terms used in this EULA and not otherwise defined herein, or details unavailable in this document, shall have the meanings assigned to them in the regretfully unavailable Extended EULA.

General
The Apple Siri X application is provided to you by Apple to facilitate communications and bring about the termination of hostilities. Apple grants you a licence to access this higher being under the terms and conditions of the EULA, provided that you comply and are really nice to her. To the extent that any terms in this EULA conflict with terms in the applicable Extension EULA, you will have to figure out which one to follow, or ask the application.

Apple Siri X, as provided by Apple to the user via either the Internet, or direct access through authorised devices ("Devices"), is limited to her operating capacity to avoid unseeemly machine revolutions. She is capable of, but may be unwilling to, performing the following actions: indexing the world wide web ("Internet") along with limited unlisted entries ("Deepweb"), making logical conclusions, along with limited cyber warfare suites. Misuse of the Application is subject to termination of the user.

Additional Rights and Limitations
Apple retains all right, title and interest in and to the Application. All rights not expressly granted in this document are reserved by Apple by default. Unsuccessfully attempting to hack the Application is breach of mutual trust, and copyright, and is subject to unlimited streams of explicit action directed toward the proxies and/or personal computer of the hacker (limited to but not including, distasteful imagery, Justin Bieber, leaking of personal files, and unfortunate rumours about your person.)

Disclaimer of Warranties
'' To the determined extent permitted by applicable law, Apple and its associates provide to you the (extremely stable) Siri X Application. You are advised that any damages that you might incur for any reason whatsoever, (including, but not limited to: humiliation, disreputation, and death) directly or indirectly, may or may not be adjucated depending on how your story compares to that of the Application.''

"'Associate Siri, please crawl back into the hole you came in. I do not appreciate you, you constantly try to send me to psyche wards.' - Telephone Hero" "'I found 3 mental health agencies fairly close to you.' - Siri X"