Berzsián Kaszás

"So you want to know about Berzsi? Sure, I'll tell you all about him. It's the least I can do and I'm probably the only one who could anyway!"

"Little Berzsián Kaszás was born on the beautiful day of October 6th 1970 in Budapest, Hungary. Communism was still working its magic back then you know? Life was in a constant state of sustainable misery. Everybody got an equal share of nothing! Haha!"

"Anyways, so Berzsi had good parents. His mother took care of children in kindergarten and his father was a mechanic. They made sure Berzsi stayed out of trouble. This did not stop the local bullies from bringing trouble to him though. Berzsián was a small child you see, a late bloomer, so of course he was an easy target. If I got a forint for everytime Berzsi ran home with a bloody nose, I would have been a wealthy man!"

"Berzsi grew up though and just in time for his military service. If he was not a man before the army sure made him into one. It turned out he was quite good at shooting things too. It is funny because Berzsi never liked to fight, he did not even like weapons! Haha! If he had his way everybody would sit down and hold hands, singing songs of peace and little birds flying in the sky! And now look at him, he is fighting ghosts and boogie men with guns and magic. Funny indeed."

"But we are getting ahead of ourselves. After his service Berzsi started at university studying history. I know, boring right? But Berzsi loved to sit with his nose in old books. I would spend my time drinking and chasing women but I am not as smart as he was. He graduated with some big fancy title. Do not ask me which, they are all the same to me! Later he would start teaching at the university and hold lectures. He was quite the popular man among the boring nose-in-books crowd!"

To be continued...